Dear Woman Who Feeds Me:
Last week, you watched a movie called "Frozen" with the little humans. It wasn't about me. I don't understand. I'm sure this will soon be rectified, when the current version flops. I have taken the liberty of re-writing the song for the inevitable re-boot. Please get this to the powers that be as soon as possible.
Also, please convince people to stop writing parodies of this song. They are all stupid and irritating.
Do you want to pet a Tinker?
She's getting awfully large...
She will not let you trim her claws,
she'll use her paws to show you she's in charge!
She used to be a kitten,
But now she's not.
And she has an attitude!
Do you want to pet a Tinker?
Perhaps it's best to leave a Tinker...
...all alone..
-Tink
