Dear Tink -
If you devour one more internet cable, power cord, phone cord, television cord or cord of any kind, I will lock you in the Harry Potter closet under the stairs.
Seriously, cat. This is your last warning. If you so much as touch a piano chord in this house, you are going to regret it.
-Woman Who Feeds You
Dear Woman Who Feeds Me and Threatens to Lock Me in the Harry Potter Closet Under the Stairs:
Though I have not read the books myself, I believe that being locked in the closet under the stairs turned Harry Potter into some kind of witch. As I am already a black cat, the leap to evil wizard cannot be that far.
In conclusion: Try it. I dare you.
-Tink (otherwise known as Not-So-Serious Black)
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