Dear Tink -
I wish to put you on official notice that my vanilla-scented Chapstick is for my benefit - not yours.
Attempting to lick it off my lips in the middle of the night is not acceptable. Chewing on my earlobes is also forbidden.
Please stop.
-Woman Who Feeds You
P.S. Hugh Jackman - as you surely read this blog, please note that these rules do not apply to you.
I don't just lick my Mommy's lips when she wears peppermint chapstick, I find all her tubes of peppermint anything and eat them. I even lick her feet after she rubs peppermint lotion on them. I love peppermint. Your biggest canine fan, Minnie Anderson.
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