Friday, September 20, 2013

September 13, 2013 12:15 p.m.

Dear Woman Who Feeds Me:

You are clearly neglecting me by only feeding me 4 times a day, and only buying me 7 kinds of toys, and only playing with me for 5 meager hours of every day.

My Tinker tantrums are completely justified, and totally consistent with normal kitten behavior. Plus, my adorableness will instantly cause you to forgive them.

I WILL get away with this. We both know it.

Also, stop leaving me notes. You know I can't read.

-Tink

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