Dear Woman Who Feeds Me:
You have been lying to me.
Today, I raced out of my Library-Shaped Prison Cell and into the foyer. There, I encountered the "bigger kitties" you said would eat me. They took one look at me and ran in terror. They obviously realize that I am a most intimidating foe, and should be both respected and feared. I am clearly in no danger from these addle-minded creatures.
I expect to be released from "The Library" forthwith.
-Tink
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