Dear Loyal Followers:
I was happy to see that Woman Who Feeds Me was back today. I do not care for Strange Man. I will claw his eyes if he comes back.
Unfortunately, Woman Who Feeds Me has begun to overstay her welcome. I want her to play with me for exactly 7 1/2 minutes. After that, she needs to leave. In order to encourage this behavior, I have begun biting her at the appropriate time. Thankfully, she seems to be getting the message and has started leaving as soon as I bite her.
But I must be relentless if she is to learn this lesson.
-Tink
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