Friday, September 20, 2013

September 18, 2013 5:33 a.m.

Dear Woman Who Feeds Me:

I do not understand this game you call "filing." I have tried countless times to slide into the file folders in the perfect way - in order to achieve the maximum scattering of the papers.  However, no matter how I do this, you always say I have done it "BAD!"

What do I have to do to please you, woman???!!!

Also, it is 5:30 a.m. Where is my breakfast? The service in this place is terrible.

-Tink

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